GUIDELINES


 

+ CANCELLATION POLICY

Please give me as much notice as possible if you are unable to make our appointment.

  • If you cancel within 5 hours of our meeting, there is a 50% cancellation fee due by the end of the day via Venmo, Cashapp, or PayPal. This is at my discretion: if you are a regular client in good standing this likely will not apply to you unless it becomes a regular occurence.
  • If your cancellation rate is 30% or greater of total dates booked, a deposit subject to my discretion is due at the time you schedule your next visit.
  • Please see my policies page for more info.

+ ARRIVING EARLY OR LATE

If you happen to arrive more than 10 minutes before our agreed upon time I would appreciate if you could wait at a nearby location (coffee shop, parking lot, etc.) Please don't arrive 20+ minutes early and expect me to be ready. I am always working to improve myself; that being said I am not typically a person who runs early. Ideally, if our appointment is at 3 I will be ready at 3. If I am going to be more than 5 minutes late, I will text you and let you know (it will not affect the length of our visit) If you are running late, please let me know as soon as possible. Obviously it is ideal for both of us to be on time but I give others the same consideration that is often given to me :)

+ DIRECTIONS

I will give you my general location when we decide on a day and time to meet, the address the morning of our encounter (unless we have discussed otherwise), and the room number when you arrive. Please keep this information private as both of our safety depends upon it.

+ NAVIGATING MY INCALL

I currently host in a hotel. I understand some clients get anxious wondering if the lady behind the desk will know what they are doing, or if anyone will stop and question them. I have chosen my incall locations based on their comfort, safety and discretion. As long as you are behaving normally, no one will give you a second thought. The lady behind the desk is thinking about her own life and couldn’t care less what you are doing, I promise. If you want to appear inconspicuous, consider bringing a briefcase, backpack, laptop, or duffle bag. When you arrive at my room, please knock lightly on the door. I will be ready and open it. Don’t stand in the hallway trying to text me, silence your phone, or looking around as this can draw unnecessary attention.

  • Incall mask policy as of 2/15/22: Masks are required in public areas if you are unvaccinated. However, no one will ask to see proof of vaccination or question you if you are unmasked. I am not advocating not wearing a mask, I am simply stating the hotel's policy alt text

+ DONATIONS

Please leave the donation somewhere in plain sight at the beginning of our time together. You don't need to mention it and neither will I.

+ HYGIENE

Please arrive freshly showered. If that is not a possibility, you are welcome to shower at my incall. I don't have a timer running to subtract the 5 minutes and 34 seconds that you are in the shower. That being said, please be reasonable: a twenty minute shower and grooming session may affect the amount of time we have together. Neutrally scented shower products and clean towels are available for your use. At the very minimum, I request that you wash your hands upon entering my room. While you are in the bathroom you may help yourself to mouthwash as well. One of my biggest turn offs is poor hygiene. If you are on the fence about whether or not you need to shower or use mouthwash, just do it. After our date, feel free to use a washcloth or wet wipes to freshen up; you may also hop in the shower. I want you to leave feeling your best, and I understand for some people that includes a hot shower post-intimacy.

+ GROOMING

Make sure your nails are not sharp, jagged or dirty if you would like to touch my delicate bits. If you have facial hair (which is fine!), be aware of how bristles may feel being dragged across my most sensitive parts. Tongues and lips feel great, sharp hairs do not. Please do not aggressively ram your beard into my nether regions (yes, this happens. Frequently). alt text

+ RESPECT

No biting, scratching, hard pinching, hair pulling or tickling. Some ladies may be into this, I'm not. Do not assume I am perpetually wet and attempt to jam a dry finger into me without lubrication. It does not feel good and it will not get me excited. Please remember I am a human being with thoughts, feelings, desires, and dislikes just like you and treat me with respect. I will never treat you with anything less than respect.

+ PLUMBING

Do not flush anything besides toilet paper down the toilet . I take out my own garbage; anything personal that you throw out will be disposed of directly by me. Wet wipes, protection, etc. can clog the toilet and create an awkward and messy situation for me.

+ DISCRETION

Please be aware of your volume level. While it may feel like you and I are the only two people in the world at that moment, the reality is that there are other people in the building. Proclaiming loudly, "I bet no one guesses you're an escort!" or "I’m so glad I found your ad online!" increases the chances of someone hearing you and guessing I'm an escort - as well as guessing what you might be doing in my room. Please don’t take it personally if I gently remind you to lower your voice; I am looking out for both of our discretion. Similarly, do not yell "be safe!" as you are walking out the door. Given the current pandemic situation it doesn't sound too out of place but in regular times it can draw attention. alt text

+ BOUNDARIES

If you have submitted a screening form and haven't heard from me after 3 days, it’s okay to send a follow-up text or email. If we have met before and I haven’t answered any of your texts or emails in weeks, there's a good chance I don't want to see you again. Continuing to blow up my phone only reinforces my aversion to you.